!REJOICE!
HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THE LAST OF THE IKEA FURNITURE IS PUT TOGETHER!!! ALL CALL OUT IN RAPTURE!!! THE INEXPENSIVE YET TOTALLY INFURIATING/TIME CONSUMING FURNITURE SHALL TORTURE ME NO MORE!! NO MORE SMASHED TOES! NO MORE THREATS OF THROWING THE THE GOD-%$&*#! SHIT OUT THE WINDOW! NO MORE NEIGHBORS NON-CHALANTLY ASKING MY ROOMMATE IF I HAVE TURRET'S!
IT HAS ENDED!!!
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Here, divesting myself of my clothes (for there is no http://www.google.com reason why we cannot die as we were born), I threw myself headlong into the current; the sole witness of my fate being a solitary crow that had been seduced into the eating of brandy-saturated corn, and so had staggered away from his fellows...
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