Hey All!

Anyone still read this thing? If you do, you sir/madam, are a superfan. And superfans get e-brownies which will be sent to your emails promptly. (Good luck with that) I feel like a huge chunk of my life was not put down here (probably because it wasn't). I've moved twice, and am now in the apartment I will spending the rest of my natural life in (mostly because there are 6 flights of stairs and I'm not fucking moving again). I am currently living with my absolute ideal roommate (who I will call Samwell) and we bought just an obscene amount of IKEA furniture. Word to the wise, CHECK THAT SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE STORE!!! Or you will end up like me with a bed that takes up half of your room and has no base to it so you can't even sleep on it. On the bright side, it is big enough to have our housewarming party on, so I got that going for me.
I'm flying solo once again, seems to be what's necessary at this point. I was asked the other day by a co-worker (i've switched jobs AGAIN, but this one actually earns me that mysterious green stuff I haven't seen since the Great Green Fire of '76) "Hey Cassie, what do you like to do for fun?" I honestly named a few things I did in college, and lied about the rest. I've realized I'm kind of a workaholic of late. Solution? Buy a guitar (havent seen mine since July), and uh...I have no idea. Thoughts? I'd be welcome to suggestions.
Anyway superfans, thanks for not giving up on me. The rest of you? Shit I don't blame you. My last post was rhyming garble and was posted approximately 19,000 years ago. Although I could call you all poo-flinging bastards, because you're not reading this anyway. Nah, I'll save that for those who really deserve it. That's right. The Stroller Whores of Oakbrook Mall. Don't let them push you out of the way with their yuppie spawn! Fight the Pottery Barn Man! Fight em!
And scene.