So very very fired.

I can't help it, but I love being an asshole to yuppies. I am a peon working for Corporate America (i.e. McDonald's crew member) and I simply cannot stop myself from showing these people how absolutely preposterous they are. They come up to me and complain about the temperature of a food item which I know is completely fine (definition of completely fine-I would eat it) and stare at me until I do something. First off, it is so cute the way the expect me to care. Not just in the I-Work-At-McDonald's-It's-My-Job-To-Care way, but in the GOOD-GOD-DROP-EVERYTHING-THE-YUPPIE'S-FRIES-ARE-COLD way. First off, I ask if the children are okay, and if they require McDonald's to pay for the therapy needed to reverse the effects of this horrific occurrence. Then I get indignant when the managers yell at me for calling the customers stupid f***ing a**holes, when I don't even do it to their faces. I am having an absolute blast at this, and I am very kind to the customers who smile and are kind and aren't sniveling little ingrown hairs on the sphincter of the economy, so I really feel I am doing  nothing wrong. I just have a feeling I won't be doing "nothing wrong" much longer. Oh well, one day they'll see me on T.V. and think, "Hey! I know that girl! She told me to eat a dick at a McDonald's once!"
Yes I did, Sir. Yes I did.